Thursday 13 March 2014

My real roots

This post is to let everyone know that my real name is actually TYRONE. I have been concealing my inner afro-american basketball player with a long standing pretence of persian tradition. My ethnic perversions have always verged on the odd side of things. Every morning I white-up to come into school, I have to go to special training camps to make sure I don't grow too tall and I take special dietary complements to conceal my characteristic features, such as my huge bulging muscles. Even my accent if faked - in reality I speak with a heavy Jamaican ting. I hope that you all accept me for who I am, now that've come out of my iranian shell. I am TYRONE, always before, forever now. TYRONE! TYRONE! TYRONE!


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